Edmonton Sherwood Park's BEST Hampton Inn? (Insider Review!)
Edmonton Sherwood Park's BEST Hampton Inn? (Insider Review! - Prepare for Honesty!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to give you the real lowdown on the Hampton Inn in Sherwood Park, Edmonton. Forget the generic online reviews – this is from someone who's actually stayed here, breathed the air, and battled the breakfast buffet. Let's get messy!
First Impressions & Accessibility (Gotta Start Somewhere)
Okay, so pulling up, it looks like a Hampton Inn. No surprises there. Clean lines, decent parking (and YES, it's FREE – a HUGE win considering parking fees are a plague upon the land!). Accessibility? They seem to have their ducks in a row. Wheelchair accessible is a big checkmark. Elevators, ramps, hopefully, accessible rooms (didn't personally check, but I'd assume based on the rest of the setup). They've definitely thought about facilities for disabled guests.
Internet, Glorious Internet!
Let's be real, in this day and age, internet is a basic human right. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a MUST. And, thankfully, it's pretty reliable. I needed to upload a massive file and it didn't completely choke and die, so that's a win! Didn't try the Internet [LAN], because, who uses that anymore? Internet access itself is a given, and the Wi-Fi in public areas worked fine too (though, let's be honest, I spent most of my time glued to my room).
Cleanliness & Safety – The New Normal
This is where things get really important, post-pandemic. Let's be real, nobody wants to catch the plague (again!). They seemed to be taking things seriously. Hand sanitizer stations everywhere, check. Staff trained in safety protocol? Hopefully, they were, although I didn't follow them around with a microscope. Anti-viral cleaning products? Probably. You gotta trust they're doing the work. Rooms sanitized between stays? Fingers crossed. I didn't get sick, so… success? I did appreciate the little things, like individually-wrapped food options at breakfast. Daily disinfection in common areas – can't hurt! They also offered room sanitization opt-out available which I liked. All of this helps me relax!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Breakfast Buffet Battle!
Okay, the breakfast. This is where the rubber meets the road. Breakfast [buffet] is the main event, and it's… a Hampton Inn breakfast buffet. You know the drill. Decent scrambled eggs (sometimes), questionable sausages, and a waffle maker that taunts you with its promises of deliciousness. The Western breakfast is your best bet. They offered Asian breakfast as well, but I didn't test it out. The buffet in restaurant layout offers what you expect.
There's a little coffee shop – good for a caffeine fix. Didn't see a Poolside bar, but there is a small bar. The coffee/tea in restaurant is plentiful, which is very good. The snack bar is stocked. You can get a bottle of water, which is essential. The restaurants on site are just the breakfast area, so you'll need to venture out for lunch and dinner.
Room Service [24-hour]? Actually… I can't confirm. Didn't need it, didn't check. Oops.
(Quick tangent: I once stayed at a Hampton Inn in Des Moines that had absolutely epic room service. This one… I doubt it's Des Moines-level. But hey, breakfast is free!
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things
This is where the Hampton Inn shines. Daily housekeeping is a godsend. Dry cleaning and laundry service are available. Cash withdrawal is super convenient (thank you, ATM!). They have convenience store, which is awesome. The Concierge is helpful. The elevator is swift! They have a Meeting/banquet facilities for business people. Luggage storage. Safety deposit boxes… all the usual suspects.
For the Kids – Bring 'Em On!
They advertise as Family/child friendly and they have Kids facilities, but I did not see any.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Beyond the Bed
Okay, here's the thing. The Fitness center is… functional. Treadmills, weights, the usual. It'll do the job. The Swimming pool is indoor and decent. No Pool with view or Spa. There's not really a Sauna, Spa, Steamroom, or anything like that. No Massage (sob!). This is NOT a spa resort. But hey, you're here for a practical stay, not a pampering fest.
Getting Around – Location, Location, Location
Airport transfer? I didn't need it. Car park [free of charge] is a huge plus. Taxi service is available (I used Uber, because I'm lazy). Bicycle parking is available.
Available in All Rooms – The Comfort Zone
Here's a rundown, and I'm going to be brutally honest…
- Air conditioning: Essential in Alberta summers. Big check.
- Alarm clock: Check.
- Bathrobes: Nope. Sorry, folks.
- Bathroom phone: Nope. Who uses these anymore?
- Bathtub: Yep, in most rooms I believe.
- Blackout curtains: Yes, thankfully!
- Closet: Standard issue.
- Coffee/tea maker: YES! Caffeine is life.
- Complimentary tea: Yep.
- Desk: Fine for working.
- Extra long bed: Good for the tall folks.
- Free bottled water: Score!
- Hair dryer: Yes.
- In-room safe box: Present.
- Internet access – wireless: Excellent.
- Ironing facilities: Yep.
- Laptop workspace: Yup.
- Linens: Clean and comfy.
- Mini bar: Nope.
- Non-smoking: Yes, thankfully.
- Private bathroom: Always a plus.
- Reading light: Essential for late-night reading marathons.
- Refrigerator: Yes.
- Satellite/cable channels: Yup.
- Seating area: Basic.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Probably not in all rooms.
- Shower: Yep.
- Smoke detector: Hopefully working.
- Socket near the bed: Essential for charging your phone!
- Telephone: Still hanging around.
- Toiletries: Basic.
- Towels: Present.
- Wake-up service: Yup.
- Wi-Fi [free]: YES!
The Verdict?
Look, the Hampton Inn in Sherwood Park isn't going to win any awards for luxury. But it's clean, comfortable, conveniently located, affordable, and reliable. It's a solid choice for a business trip, a weekend getaway, or just a place to crash after a long day of… whatever you do in Sherwood Park.
Quirky Anecdote:
One morning, I was in a desperate need for coffee. I stumbled down to the breakfast buffet with my hair a mess. The waffle maker was being particularly smug that day. I think I ate three waffles just to get the last of the batter and get a taste of that delicious reward.
My Emotional Take:
It's a perfectly acceptable Hampton Inn. It delivers what it promises. I wasn't blown away, but I wasn't disappointed either. I'd stay there again.
The Hook – My Persuasive Offer to Book!
Tired of the same old hotel routine? Craving a clean, convenient, and stress-free stay in Sherwood Park? Then the Hampton Inn is YOUR spot!
Here's the Deal:
- FREE Wi-Fi that actually WORKS! (No more buffering nightmares during your streaming binges!)
- A breakfast buffet that, despite its imperfections, will fill you up (and even tempt you with the waffle maker if you're feeling bold!)
- Clean rooms, friendly staff, and all the essentials to make your stay comfortable!
- Convenient location with FREE parking!
- And the peace of mind knowing they're taking cleanliness seriously, ensuring your safety without having to wear a full hazmat suit!
Book your stay at the Hampton Inn in Sherwood Park NOW for [Insert Limited-Time Offer Here, such as a discount or free breakfast upgrade].
Don't just take my word for it. Book your stay and experience the Hampton Inn difference! You might not find a spa, but you WILL find a reliable, comfortable stay (and maybe a decent waffle)!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your perfectly polished, sterile travel brochure itinerary. This is me, navigating Sherwood Park, straight from the, uh… Hampton Inn's comfy (but slightly generic) embrace. Let's see if we survive.
Hampton Inn Edmonton Sherwood Park - The Accidental Adventure Itinerary (Because Let's Be Honest, Life's a Little Messy)
Day 1: Arrival and The Great Quest for Decent Coffee (and Maybe Some Sanity)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Edmonton International Airport (YEG). Ugh. Airports. The fluorescent lighting alone is a personal affront. Grab a cursed rental car – pray the GPS doesn't send me into a ditch (it probably will). The drive to Sherwood Park? Boring. Prairie scenery, same as it ever was. But hey, at least the radio works.
- 2:00 PM: Check into the Hampton Inn. The lobby is… Hampton Inn-y. Clean, beige, functional. The front desk clerk is way too cheerful. Are they all on some kind of happiness elixir? I need that. Immediately.
- 2:30 PM: THE COFFEE EMERGENCY. This is paramount. The hotel coffee? Basically brown-tinted water. Commence Operation: Find Decent Caffeine. Yelp searches begin. Panic mildly sets in. End up at a Starbucks 10 minutes away. It's… Starbucks. It'll do. Grumpiness level: reduced (slightly).
- 3:00 PM-4:30 PM: Settling in. Unpack the essentials: phone charger, book (for pretending I'm relaxing), emergency chocolate stash (vital). Stare at the generic hotel room art. Contemplate the meaning of life. Decide that maybe the meaning of life is a comfortable bed.
- 5:00 PM: Explore Sherwood Park. Drive around. It's… suburban. Lots of houses, strip malls, and surprisingly, a LOT of traffic. The parking lots here are a battlefield.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner! Find a restaurant, or I'm going to collapse. Try a local pub, a place called "The Keg". It's fine, not really amazing, but the staff at least seem to know more about their job.
- 8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Catch up on emails or watch some TV.
- 9:00 PM: Collapse in the bed and immediately fall asleep.
Day 2: Wildlife, Wonder and… Wrong Turns (Oh, So Many Wrong Turns)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up feeling refreshed (or at least less awful than yesterday). Hotel breakfast is… adequate. Waffles. Lots of waffles. Decide it's a good start to the day.
- 8:00 AM-9:00 AM: Head to the Strathcona Science Park. It's supposed to be a great place for wildlife viewing! Okay, I'll bite.
- 9:30 AM: Okay so, I got lost. I blame the GPS. It sent me down a dirt road that seemed to be a pathway to a land, a world, of nothing. I saw some cute dogs, at least.
- 10:00 AM: Reached Science Park and some geese. Geese. They're loud and intimidating. But hey, nature! Take some pics. Almost get dive-bombed. Respect the wildlife. Learn the hard way.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch somewhere quiet. Found a small cafe. Great food and service, it's always a relief to be around people with actual personalities, and not some fake, plastic corporate thing.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Shopping - The drive back to the hotel was the same. There were some stores I fancied. Walk around, let some energy out.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Go to the hotel and rest. Write in the Journal for an hour or two.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Find a restaurant somewhere. Another pub…or maybe just order room service? (Let's be honest, probably room service.)
- 8:00 PM: Start packing
- 9:00 PM: Ready and in bed, writing this to you. One last sleep before leaving.
Day 3: Departure and Reflections (Mostly on How Exhausting Travel Is)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. The familiar dread of leaving sets in. It always does.
- 7:30 AM: Hotel breakfast. Waffles again. I’m starting to think I should have just stayed in bed.
- 8:30 AM: Check out of the hotel. Say goodbye to the overly cheerful front desk clerk (seriously, what's their secret?!).
- 9:00 AM: Drive back to YEG. Pray the GPS doesn't lead me astray again.
- 10:00 AM: Return the cursed rental car. Try not to get charged for phantom scratches.
- 11:00 AM: Airport security. The usual chaos. The usual mild existential crisis.
- 1:00 PM: Board the plane. Stare out the window. Reflect on the trip. Sherwood Park was… fine. Pleasant enough. Not exactly life-altering. But hey, I survived. I got a decent coffee. I saw some geese. And I'm heading home. And, really, isn't that the most important thing?
- 4:00 PM: I'm home now. That's an end to that trip.
Post-Trip Ramblings (Because I'm a Mess):
Okay, so Sherwood Park. It's… Sherwood Park. It's a place. The Hampton Inn? A place. The geese? Aggressive. The coffee? Needs improvement. The whole experience? A reminder that travel, like life, is rarely perfect. And sometimes, that's okay. Sometimes, that's even… interesting. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a nap. And probably some more coffee.
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Edmonton Sherwood Park's *BEST* Hampton Inn? (Seriously, an Insider's Take!)
Okay, spill. Is this Hampton Inn REALLY all that? Like, is it worth the hype?
Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to get real. "Hype"? Maybe. "Worth it"? Absolutely, BUT with a few caveats. Look, I've seen things, man. I've stayed in hotels that look like they were last renovated during the Reagan administration. This Hampton? It *usually* delivers. It's a solid bet when you're stuck in Sherwood Park, which, let's be honest, isn't exactly the heart of excitement (unless you're REALLY into Costco runs). But, and this is important, it's not perfection. It's got its quirks. Like the time the fire alarm went off at 3 AM. That was... memorable. And not in a good way. (Rant incoming: Seriously, who designs these things?! My heart rate hasn't been that high since I tried to assemble that IKEA bookshelf!)
The free breakfast... is it actually edible? Or just sad continental fare?
Listen, I'm a breakfast enthusiast. I *live* for breakfast. And the Hampton Inn breakfast? It's... good enough. It’s no Michelin-star experience, but it's got the essentials. Waffles you can customize with syrup (a win!), usually some scrambled eggs and sausage (sometimes dry, let's be honest), the usual suspects like toast and cereal, and, bless their hearts, decent coffee. The coffee is crucial. I need that caffeine to face the day. One time, though, the sausage was... questionable. I gave it the sniff test. Didn't risk it. So, edible? Yeah, mostly. Expecting gourmet? Temper those expectations. Think "fuel for your suburban adventures."
What about the rooms? Are they clean? And what’s the deal with the beds?
Okay, the rooms are generally clean. *Generally*. I'm a clean freak, so I'm always on high alert looking for anything… suspect. They usually pass the white glove test. The beds? Ah, the beds. The Sweet Dreams beds are actually pretty decent. Not the *best* beds, but comfortable enough that you can actually sleep. That's a huge win! I've actually slept *well* in those beds more than once. However... (here comes the "however") the temperature control can be a bit... fickle. One time, it was like a sauna in there. I had to sleep with the window open in -20 degree weather. The next night? Freezing cold. So, bring an extra blanket (or a fan, depending!). And the towels? They’re consistently... adequate. Not luxurious, but they dry you.
Pool & Fitness Center - worth the hassle?
The pool is okay. It's indoors, so you can swim year-round, which is a plus. It's not huge, so don't expect to get in any serious laps. And it sometimes smells a little *too* chlorine-y, if you know what I mean. The fitness center is... small. It has the basic treadmills, elliptical, and some weights. It’s enough to get a quick workout in, but don’t plan to do your marathon training there. But hey, it’s there. I try to use it. I say I'm going to use it. Then I get comfy on the bed and watch TV. Priorities!
Is the location actually convenient? Or are you stuck in the middle of nowhere?
The location? Well, it's Sherwood Park, so, yes, you're basically in the middle of suburbia. But it's *convenient* suburbia. You're close to the usual suspects: restaurants (lots of chain restaurants, FYI), shopping (huge mall), and the highway to Edmonton. Getting around is easy. You’re not far from anything you likely need. The only downside is traffic during rush hour. Seriously, avoid it if you can. I spent an hour just trying to get to the Tim Horton's. An hour! For coffee! My patience was thoroughly tested.
Okay, let's talk about the staff. Are they friendly?
The staff? Honestly, they're usually pretty great. Friendly, helpful, and quick to deal with any issues. They seem genuinely happy to assist. I actually needed help with the TV remote once (I'm technologically challenged, okay?). The front desk guy, bless his heart, came up and fixed it for me. He was super patient. And, hey, a smile goes a long way! So, yeah, the staff gets a thumbs up from me. Except the guy who designed the fire alarm system. He gets a firmly worded email.
Any other quirks or things to watch out for? Anything I should know BEFORE I book?
Alright, here's the inside scoop. Firstly, the elevators. They can be a little slow. If you're on a high floor, mentally prepare for a wait, especially during peak times. Second, the parking lot. It can get a bit crowded, especially on weekends or during big events. Try to arrive early to snag a good spot. Thirdly... and this is the big one... *things break*. I’ve experienced it. A malfunctioning hairdryer. A TV with a mind of its own. Minor stuff, but it does happen. Don't be shy about reporting any issues – the staff is usually pretty quick to address them. And finally, be prepared for the occasional, and I mean *occasional*, noise. Hotels, in general, are not the quietest. One time, and I'm still shuddering thinking about it. I booked a room, and everything seemed normal. The room was fine, the bed was comfy, I was settling in for a quiet night of... well, whatever it is I do when left to my own devices. Suddenly, at about 2 AM, the loudest, most persistent *thumping* started. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. I thought maybe some kind of impromptu rave was happening in the room above. I called the front desk, they were apologetic, promised to handle it. The thumping stopped. I went back to sleep thinking that was that. NO. The next morning, at breakfast, I saw the same guy from the front desk talking to a guest. I watched as he gestured and pointed in the direction of a room. I overheard something about "basketball" and "kids". Apparently, this was a reoccurring event. The kids above me were... bouncing a basketball. At 2 AM. And the hotel staff... *knew about it*! This is just… absurd. So, my advice: If you are particularly sensitive to sound, request a room away from the elevators and... I don't know, maybe bring earplugs. Or develop an aversion to basketball. Overall? It's a goodLuxury Stay Blog
