Harrisburg's BEST Kept Secret? This Hampton Inn Will SHOCK You!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a Harrisburg secret that's about to shock you! I'm talking about the Hampton Inn, folks, the one they whisper about in hushed tones, Harrisburg's "BEST Kept Secret." And let me tell you, after my recent stay… they weren't kidding.
First, let's get the boring stuff outta the way. (But hey, important stuff, right?)
Accessibility: Okay, so I'm not exactly swinging from the chandeliers, mobility-wise. I need ramps, elevators, the whole shebang. And this Hampton Inn? Nailed it. Wheelchair accessible throughout the property? Check. Elevator that actually works AND is easy to find? Double-check. They’ve thought this through. Which, let me tell you, is a HUGE relief after some of the, ahem, other places I've stayed. They specifically mention Facilities for disabled guests, I wasn’t able to review that.
Internet Access (and, Oh God, My Sanity): Look, I NEED my internet. I’m a digital nomad. (Okay, I mostly just work in pajamas). Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the Wi-Fi gods! Internet access everywhere. And while I haven't tried the Internet [LAN] I'm betting it works splendidly. Wi-Fi in public areas is also available. My sanity levels: stable and happy.
Cleanliness and Safety (and My Slightly OCD Side): This is where they REALLYYYY shine. Let me tell you, in the age of… well, gestures vaguely at the world, cleanliness is paramount. And this place gets it. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere you turn? CHECK! They even say they use Professional-grade sanitizing services, and I have to say, I felt safe. They do a lot of cleaning. I think.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (The Good Stuff!): Alright, let's talk food, because, let's be honest, that's where the real fun begins. The Hampton Inn has a killer Breakfast [buffet]. I mean, it’s a Hampton, so expectations are reasonable, BUT… they had a waffle maker! Yes, a waffle maker! And not some sad, sputtering contraption, but a full-blown, glorious, golden-brown-producing machine of pure joy. My initial reaction? "Oh, dear God, I'm going to eat so many carbs."
There is a Restaurant, and a Coffee shop, or at least implied. Details may vary. They also have a Poolside bar, which I didn't manage to use… I was eating waffles. This isn't a culinary mecca, but for a traveler with limited time and a hungry belly? It was perfect. They also offer Breakfast takeaway service, which is a godsend when you're running late. They also have Room service [24-hour] which is tempting.
Services and Conveniences (Because Life is Easier That Way): They have a Concierge service. I didn't need her, but it's there. Daily housekeeping? YES, please! Doorman? Surprisingly helpful. Laundry service and Dry cleaning? Score! They really thought of everything.
Rooms, Rooms, Rooms! (My Home Away From Home): Now, the rooms… are, well, they're Hampton Inn rooms. But… they're really well done Hampton Inn rooms. See, they've really considered a few things. So many amenities! Air conditioning (thank God, I was there in the summer). Blackout curtains. Desk for actually working. A Refrigerator, essential for my Diet Coke addiction. A Coffee/tea maker. And wait for it… Free Wi-Fi! Look at me and my happiness! The Seating area helps, in a pinch. Each room has a Bathroom phone. The Bathroom has a Separate shower/bathtub. Every room has Extra long bed and they do give you Bathrobes. I love the Hair dryer. I also really liked Slippers! The Bathtub is wonderful!
Things to Do / Ways to Relax (Beyond Eating Waffles): Okay, let's talk about relaxation. The Swimming pool [outdoor] looked inviting, though I was honestly too busy devouring the amazing waffles. They also have a Fitness center for those who like to be proactive.
Getting Around (Because You Gotta Leave Eventually): Easy peasy. They offer Car park [free of charge]. They also are offering Airport transfer, so if you're not driving it's all good.
For The Kids (Bless Their Little Souls): So I didn't have any, I can't give this category the right review.
Overall Vibe (And My Honest-To-Goodness Opinion): Okay, here’s the truth bomb. This Hampton Inn isn’t going to win any Michelin stars. It's not the Four Seasons. BUT… it's clean, it's comfortable, the staff is genuinely friendly, and the waffle maker? The waffle maker alone makes this place a winner in my book.
But Here's the REALLY good Part: The "Shocking" Secret…
This Hampton Inn isn't just about the waffles and the cleanliness. It is a place that feels like a safe haven. A comfortable place to crash after a long day of exploring, or a place to work, or even a spot to just gather your thoughts. It's a hotel that's more than the sum of its parts.
The Offer: Harrisburg’s BEST Kept Secret Awaits!
Tired of the same old, same old? Yearning for a getaway that's both comfortable AND budget-friendly? Harrisburg’s BEST Kept Secret, the Hampton Inn, is calling your name!
Here's what you get:
- A Sparkling Clean Room (and the Peace of Mind that Comes With It).
- Free Wi-Fi to keep you connected (and avoid those dreaded roaming charges).
- A Delicious Breakfast Buffet, Featuring a Waffle Maker That Will Change Your Life.
- Friendly, Helpful Staff Who Actually Care.
- Easy Access to all the Harrisburg hot spots.
- A Place to Relax and Recharge
Book your stay at Harrisburg's BEST Kept Secret, the Hampton Inn, today! Don’t be surprised when you leave feeling refreshed, relaxed, and maybe just a little bit addicted to those waffles. You’ve been warned!
**Click this link to book now! [Insert generic booking link here]. ** Seriously, go. You deserve it. And tell them the waffle aficionado sent you. They won’t know who you’re talking about, but hey, it’s the thought that counts!
Unbelievable Baltimore Getaway: Home2 Suites White Marsh Review!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the chaotic symphony that is MY Harrisburg/North Harrisburg adventure, all centered around, you guessed it, the illustrious Hampton Inn & Suites. Consider this less an itinerary, and more a slightly unhinged scrapbook with a dash of travelogue. Fair warning: I'm prone to tangents.
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and the Great Bag-Unpacking Debacle
- 1:00 PM - Check-in (or attempting to, rather): Arrived, bleary-eyed, after a flight that felt longer than a Lord of the Rings marathon. Found myself staring blankly at the front desk person who asked if I'd been there before. "Does it look like I've been to this specific Hampton Inn before? No, I've never been here before." I muttered that under my breath, but the look on the person's face suggested they heard every word. Oh well, I got my room key.
- 1:30 PM - The Room Reveal - Part 1: The Good: Okay, the room itself? Not bad. Clean, a decent size, and a view of, uh, the parking lot. Hey, it's the Hampton Inn lifestyle, right? Always ready to work with what you were given, and be done with it. The bed looks comfy, which is EXCELLENT.
- 1:45 PM The Room Reveal - Part 2: The Unpackening: And that's when it started. My bag. My beautiful, overpacked, definitely-too-heavy bag. Let's just say it involved strategic leaning, questionable lifting techniques, and the sudden, terrifying realization that I'd packed three pairs of almost identical black pants. Why? Who am I? Am I having an identity crisis in Harrisburg? That's just a good indicator of what kind of trip this is going to be.
- 2:30 PM - Snack Run of the Century: The vending machine situation in the Hampton Inn hallways is… well, it's better than nothing. I'm not going to win any culinary awards here, I just got a bag of chips and a diet soda. I'm already exhausted.
- 3:00 PM - Attempting to Work (and Failing Gloriously): I came here to work, or at least pretend to work. I set up my laptop on the desk, and then I looked out the window for a whole hour. The allure of nothing is so powerful. There's a reason I travel, and that's to be distracted.
- 5:00 PM - The Great Decision of Dinner: Okay, time to eat. I do some frantic online searching for "best restaurants Harrisburg" and the results all seem to point towards the same places. Decisions, decisions. Too many restaurant choices for me to even think about, so I go back to my hotel.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the hotel: I think I ordered a pizza (I think? Maybe I didn't even care!), after all. It tasted like pizza, it did the job to quell the hunger and that was that.
Day 2: Harrisburg Hustle, Historic Vibes, and Existential Bag-Packing Dread
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet: The Free-for-All: Oh, the Hampton Inn breakfast buffet. It's a beautiful, messy, glorious thing. Waffles, eggs (of questionable origin?), and enough beige food to fuel a small army. I'm in heaven. I'm also slightly terrified of the sugar crash that's undoubtedly coming. I load up on carbs anyway.
- 8:00 AM - The State Museum of Pennsylvania: Time to embrace my inner history buff (or at least pretend to). The museum is… interesting. The collection of old things is impressive, but I found myself way more captivated by the sheer volume of information, and the fact I actually understand some of it. Good for me.
- 11:00 AM - The Pennsylvania State Capitol Building: Okay, this is impressive. Seriously, take a moment to just look up. The architecture is stunning, and I wander around, feeling slightly overwhelmed and underdressed. I take an unnecessary amount of photos because I'm sure I'll need them, but who knows in the future.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch (and a Minor Meltdown): Snacking, then a sandwich, and another moment of wanting to unpack what feels like a never-ending suitcase. The dread is back.
- 2:00 PM - Riverfront Vibes (and a Moment of Clarity): I wandered along the Susquehanna River. The air felt different, the view was beautiful, and I remembered why I take these trips. It was a beautiful moment.
- 4:00 PM - Back to the Sack: Bag-packing Anxiety: I've got to be thinking about packing. I need to fit everything back in, and I just haven't got the mental capacity.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner and Drinks: Found a local brewery, I'll be honest, it was just the spot. Beers, burgers, and brief conversations with strangers, and the feeling of peace that comes with an ale or two.
- 9:00 PM - Back to the Hampton Inn: I'm tired. I have a very, very short walk back to my room. I'm pretty happy with that.
Day 3: Departure, Reflection, and That Damn Bag (Again)
- 7:00 AM - Breakfast (the Final Round): Same as always. I'm starting to recognize the other breakfast-goers. Are we a breakfast family now?
- 8:00 AM - Packing: The Epilogue: Well, I got it all in. Somehow. A testament to the power of denial and the questionable art of bag-squishing.
- 9:00 AM - Check-Out: Farewell, Hampton Inn: I check out, with a smile, and a promise to myself that next time, I'll pack less. (Spoiler alert: I won't.)
- 10:00 AM - Departure: Time to head home. I have a long drive.
The Hampton Inn, Harrisburg/North Harrisburg? It was a solid base camp for a wonderfully messy adventure. Would I go back? Absolutely. The world has just enough perfect imperfections, and this little trip has cemented that.
Lancaster's BEST Kept Secret? This Hilton Tru Will SHOCK You!
Okay, seriously, what's the *big deal* about this Hampton Inn? Is it REALLY a secret?
And yeah, now I'm starting to see why people are hyping it...or maybe I was just REALLY sleep-deprived from chasing Princess Fluffybutt around after she discovered a pack of squirrels.
So, the breakfast? Tell me everything about the breakfast. My entire existence may rest on its quality.
Is it actually... clean? Because, let's be honest, sometimes hotel cleaning is subjective.
Pet-friendly? You mentioned Princess Fluffybutt. Is it *actually* pet-friendly, or is it the usual "we tolerate them" kind of pet friendly?
Anything else that surprised or annoyed you? Spill the tea!
Would you go back? And would you recommend this "secret"?
Anything you wish you knew *before* going?
