Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Ellora Villas, Bali
Escape to Paradise: Ellora Villas - Bali. Seriously, is this REAL LIFE?! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, folks. Let's cut the crap. I just got back from Escape to Paradise: Unbelievable Ellora Villas in Bali. And "unbelievable" isn't just some PR buzzword. It's actually true. Like, I'm still pinching myself kinda true. But, let's be honest, no place is perfect. So, here's the unvarnished truth, warts and all, about Ellora Villas. Buckle up, it's gonna be a ride.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Thankfully Leaning Positive
Let's get the serious stuff out of the way first. Accessibility. Now, I don't have mobility issues myself, but I'm always looking out for my friends and family. And, let's be real, a lot of places say they're accessible, but it's a half-hearted effort. Wheelchair Accessible: I poked around a little and saw ramps at the main areas, the accessibility is not fully guaranteed. Facilities for disabled guests: Seems like they try, but it's not perfect. This is Bali, not Holland, so take note.
Inside the Villa (Room Details and Amenities - HOLY MOLY!)
Okay, now for the FUN stuff. We're talking rooms. My jaw. Dropped. HARD.
- Available in All Rooms: Forget essentials. This place is on another level.
- Air Conditioning: Duh. Bali in the summer.
- Alarm Clock: Actually useful for beating jet lag.
- Bathrobes: YES. Soft, fluffy, perfect for wandering vaguely around your villa.
- Bathroom Phone: Because shouting for more champagne across the villa is so last year.
- Bathtub and Separate Shower/Bathtub: So you could bath one day and shower the next?
- Bedding: Extra long, because you'll want to stay there forever. If you don't have a long bed you should make sure you will have one
- Blackout Curtains: Sleeeeeep! (Thank the gods)
- Coffee/Tea Maker, Complimentary Tea: Essential for a proper Bali morning.
- Daily Housekeeping: My villa was tidied every day!
- Desk, Laptop Workspace: (Though you probably won't be working, let's be honest).
- Free Bottled Water: Hydrate, people!
- Hair Dryer: Yay for not looking like a drowned rat in pictures.
- High Floor: You're not sure what floor you are on in a villa.
- In-Room Safe Box: Because your passport and cash aren't going to steal themselves.
- Internet Access – LAN, Internet Access – Wireless: Fast. Reliable. Basically a lifeline to the outside world (but try and disconnect, seriously).
- Ironing Facilities: For when you HAVE to look presentable, even in paradise.
- Linens: Crisp, clean, pure luxury.
- Mini Bar: Filled with all kinds of treasures. (Expense alert!)
- Mirror: Vanity is mandatory for good reason.
- Non-Smoking: (Thank you, hotel gods.)
- On-demand Movies: Perfect in case a monsoon hits and you're trapped indoors (unlikely).
- Private Bathroom: Obviously.
- Reading Light: For those late-night book binge sessions.
- Refrigerator: Cold drinks, all day, every day.
- Satellite/Cable Channels: If you really need to check global news.
- Scale: (Ugh. But necessary, I hear you.)
- Seating Area, Sofa: Chill-out central.
- Smoke Detector: Safety first, folks.
- Socket Near the Bed: Winning!
- Soundproofing: Hello sleep!
- Telephone: For ordering room service… obviously.
- Toiletries: Smells divine.
- Towels: Soft and plentiful.
- Umbrella: Bali showers are intense.
- Wake-up Service: If you're not waking up naturally in paradise.
The Little Details and the "Oh, Wow":
- Smoke alarms: Makes me feel safe and sound.
- Safety/Security Feature: Always important.
- Window that Opens: Because sometimes you want fresh air (or the sound of the jungle).
- Additional Toilet: I feel like this is the best thing to have in a room.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Glorious Food! (And Drinks!)
Okay, food. This is where Ellora really shines. I'm a serious eater (confession time, I live to eat) and this place did NOT disappoint. There are Restaurants, room service [24-hour], a pool bar, and a snack bar.
My Favorite Dining Moments:
- The Breakfast Buffet: This was the stuff of dreams. Okay, maybe not a buffet, but breakfast in my room. Amazing. Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, fresh fruit, pastries, anything and everything I could dream of. This was worth every penny alone.
- A La carte in restaurant: Every meal was a culinary masterpiece.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Great coffee, and they have a high tea session.
- Desserts in restaurant: So many choices I couldn't try them all.
- Poolside bar: Drinks made with love!
- Snack bar: Conveniently available snacks to keep you going.
- International cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant: Something for everyone.
Things to Do (Beyond Just Blissing Out):
- Ways to Relax: Pretty much everywhere.
- Pool with view: The main pool is stunning.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: Not my thing (sorry, gym bunnies), but it's there!
- Spa, Steamroom, Sauna, Jacuzzi Time for a treatment.
- Body wrap, Body scrub, Massage: So many choices. The massage was incredible!
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Beyond amazing!
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of Everything!
- Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Breakfast in room: You'll feel like a celebrity.
- Airport Transfer, Car park [free of charge], Taxi service, Valet parking: Smooth and efficient.
- Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Ironing service: You won't have to lift a finger.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit: Safety is a priority.
- Gift/souvenir shop, Convenience store: Last-minute shopping is sorted.
- Business facilities: (If you must work).
- Meeting/banquet facilities: For special events.
- 24-hour front desk and Security [24-hour] You will be safe.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure (And Clean!)
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas: They take this seriously.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Hygiene certification, Rooms sanitized between stays: Peace of mind.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: The staff took care.
- Safe dining setup: Important.
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property: Keeping everything safe.
- Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms: Important.
For the Kids (If You're Bringing the Mini-Humans):
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities: Great for families.
The Not-So-Perfect Bits (Because, Let's Be Real):
- Lack of a Private Beach: Ok, so it's not beachfront. You'll need to hop a taxi to the sand. But honestly, with a private pool in your villa, who needs the beach every day?
- In a few areas Accessibility is not optimal: Maybe not the best if you have real mobility restrictions without calling ahead.
My Strong Recommendation: Book It. Now.
Look, Ellora Villas isn't the cheapest option. But it's worth it. For the luxury, the privacy, the service, the food, and the sheer "wow" factor. It's the kind of place that makes you want to quit your job, sell everything, and live in a bikini forever. (Or at least, that's what
Unbelievable Monticello Getaway: Days Inn Deal You Won't Believe!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your standard itinerary. We're going to Ellora Villas Bali, baby! And trust me, it's gonna be a glorious, messy, and probably slightly sunburned adventure. This is not a polished travel brochure; it's a peek inside my slightly chaotic, slightly-over-excited brain.
Ellora Villas Bali: Operation "Find My Inner Peace (And Maybe a Good Cocktail)" - A Messy Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Pool Debacle
Morning (Because I'm an optimist): Land in Denpasar. The air hits you like a warm, fragrant hug…mostly. There's also the obligatory humid-sweat-fest of baggage claim. The transfer to Ellora Villas is smooth, thank the Bali gods. The drive? Gorgeous rice paddies, temples flashing by, and me, already mentally planning the first Bintang.
Afternoon (The Reality Check): Arrive at Ellora. HOLY. MOLY. This is what dreams are made of! Private villa, lush gardens, the pool…Oh the pool. Big, inviting, the perfect temperature. Except…it’s deceptively deep. I dove in, assuming a graceful swan dive…I emerged sputtering, and my dignity was, for a brief moment, lost to the depths of chlorine. The other guests are judging, I swear.
Late Afternoon/Evening (Redemption Arc): Ordered a "welcome cocktail" – a delicious, fruity concoction that immediately restored my faith in humanity (and possibly lowered my blood sugar). Relaxed, read, and maybe shed a few tears of pure joy. Dinner at the villa - Gado-gado, the best I've ever tasted. Watched the sunset paint the sky in impossible colors. This is what I came for.
Day 2: Sunrise & Sunset… With a Side of Monkeys & Market Mayhem
Early, Stupidly Early (Sunrise Chaser): Woke up at 5 AM, which is, let's be honest, borderline insane. Managed to stumble out of bed and catch the sunrise over the rice paddies. It was breathtaking. Actually, it left me breathless. In awe of the moment, no words can describe. My attempts at photography were laughably bad, but the memories are priceless.
Morning (Monkey Business): Trip to Ubud (driving is a adventure on its own). First stop, the Monkey Forest. I'm talking massive monkeys, seemingly unfazed by humans. They tried to steal my sunglasses (they failed) and my water bottle (they almost succeeded). Found it unsettling and exciting, and now I have a healthy respect for primates.
Lunch (Failed Mission): Attempted to find the 'best' Nasi Goreng in Ubud - this was obviously a rookie mistake. Ended up in a charming, slightly-sketchy warung. Delicious. But the spicy levels, wow. My mouth was on fire, tears streaming down my face (possibly the monkey experience combined with the spice).
Afternoon (Market Madness): Ubud Art Market. Overwhelmed. So many sarongs, so many wood carvings, so much…stuff. Haggling is an art form I clearly haven't mastered. Spent too much money. Regret nothing. Found a beautiful wood carved elephant. Bargained for a smile and a moment of genuine human connection.
Evening (Sunset Serenade and Self-Reflection – maybe too much wine) : Back at the villa. The sky goes off again. I reflect on the day, now and then sipping wine. Overthink everything, as usual. The pool calls. I jump. I float. I feel good. Very good. "Peace" is achieved. (Until tomorrow, probably.)
Day 3: Pampering, Prayers, and Panic (in that Order)
Morning (Spa-tastic): Ordered a massage at the villa, because, well, Bali. It began with a flower bath, then a massage. The woman was so good, it felt like my muscles were melting. Deep tissue massage, was almost a religious experience. Afterwards, I floated back to my villa, feeling lighter than air.
Afternoon (Spiritual Awakening – Kinda): Visited a local temple. Bizarrely, I'm not religious but something about the intricate architecture and the sounds of chanting was… moving. Got 'blessed' by a priest with holy water. Felt strangely peaceful. Until I looked around at the other worshipers and felt like an extra in a movie.
Late Afternoon/Early Evening (Panic Mode): Realized I'd booked myself on a white-water rafting trip for tomorrow. I have a slight fear of fast-moving water. A slight fear of any water that's not a perfectly still pool. Cue the internal monologue of "Should I cancel? No, be brave! Do it! It will be fun! …But what if I fall out?" This is going to be interesting.
Evening (Procrastination, Pizza, and the Promise of Adventure): Ate pizza poolside. Did some research on white-water rafting tips (which mainly involved watching videos of people having fun and people falling out of rafts…helpful). Decided to embrace the chaos.
Day 4: The Rapids, The Rice Terraces, and the Reckoning
Morning (The Rafting Debacle): Okay, here goes…white-water rafting. Honestly, the rapids weren't that bad. Until I somehow managed to fall out. Briefly. I was momentarily in the roaring water, the kayak and the guide quickly pulling me back in. I’m safe now. Heart-stopping. Adrenaline-fueled. The whole experience: terrifying, exhilarating, something I'll never forget.
Afternoon (Tegalalang Rice Terraces – Post-Traumatic Stress): Drove to the Tegalalang Rice Terraces. The views were stunning, the terraces a work of art! The walk, the heat, the slippery paths – and the potential again of falling… But the photo ops were worth the sweat. Sat in a swing overlooking the terraces. I'm not sure I am now a changed person, but I sure had an amazing photo.
Evening (Farewell Feast): Ate the final dinner. I've never had such a great time. Packing up: bittersweet. Wishing I could stay forever.
Day 5: Departure (And the Aftermath)
- Morning: One last look at that gorgeous pool, one last sunrise photo. Tears.
- Afternoon: Flight home. The post-Bali blues. The Instagram deluge. The memories. The plans to return. I think I'll survive.
Important Notes & Imperfections:
- Sunscreen: Wear it. Religiously. I didn't. I'm peeling.
- Bargaining: Don’t be afraid to haggle, but do it with a smile. And remember, their lives depend on those sales.
- Food: Be adventurous, but listen to your gut (both literally and figuratively).
- Transportation: Driving is a total free-for-all. Embrace the chaos.
- Embrace the unexpected: Seriously. That's where the best stories come from.
This, my friends, is Ellora Villas Bali. A little bit perfect, a lot bit messy, and guaranteed to leave you with a good story (or two). Get out there and make some memories! And keep your sunglasses away from the monkeys.
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