
Escape to Paradise: Hotel Thinggaard Hurup, Denmark - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the sparkling (hopefully!) waters of Escape to Paradise: Hotel Thinggaard in Hurup, Denmark. This isn't just a review, it's a full-blown expedition into the heart of a possible dream vacation. Get ready for the good, the bad, and the maybe-a-little-questionable. Let's go!
Escape to Paradise: Hotel Thinggaard - Does it truly live up to the hype?
Alright, let's be real. "Paradise" is a big word. But, the website promised a dream getaway, so let's see if it delivers. First impressions matter, and I'm already imagining myself soaking in a pool, a cocktail in hand. I'm excited!
First, The Practical Stuff (Because, You Know, Reality):
- Accessibility: Right, the website mentions Facilities for disabled guests. That's a good start. Hopefully, they've thought about ramps, elevators (yes!), and accessible rooms. I’ll be digging deeper into the actual implementation of this – it’s a huge deal. Accessibility is more than just a checkbox. It’s about genuinely making the experience enjoyable for everyone.
- Check-in/Check-out: Contactless check-in/out. Okay, modern. Saves time. But does it sacrifice a personal touch? I kinda like a warm welcome, maybe a smile to go with it. We will find out.
- Internet - The Lifeblood of the Modern Traveler: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Internet access – wireless, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas. Phew! That’s a relief. I wouldn't want to be disconnected from the world, especially when I'm trying to escape! Actually, maybe… no, I still need that connection.
- Getting Around: Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking, Bicycle parking. Excellent! Lots of options. Especially that car park [free of charge]. You know, parking fees can be the bane of my existence.
Now, Let's Talk Pampering & Fun! (The Good Stuff):
- Spa Central: Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Foot bath. Oh. My. Goodness. This sounds idyllic! I'm already picturing myself melting into a steaming sauna or getting a heavenly massage. Is "Pool with view" a view of… the fjord? The meadows? The actual definition of "view" is key.
- Working out: Fitness center, Gym/fitness. Gotta balance that spa day with some exercise, right? Honestly, I don't love the gym, but a well-equipped one means I can (pretend to) stay on track.
- Things to Do and ways to relax: With the many options in the categories above, you are sure to have an experience you enjoy and have a getaway that eases every stress.
Food, Glorious Food! (And Drink, Naturally):
- Dining Options Galore: Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. Okay, wow. The sheer volume of options is almost overwhelming. I'm particularly intrigued by the Asian breakfast and Western cuisine in restaurant. I'm always up for a breakfast buffet. I'm just curious about how they do it. What's the vibe?
- Dietary Considerations: Alternative meal arrangement. Good to see they're thinking about the fussy eaters (ahem, me).
- Room Service: Room service [24-hour]. This is important. For those late-night snack attacks.
Cleanliness & Safety - More Important Than Ever:
- Safety First: CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Smoke alarms, Security [24-hour], Safety/security feature, Individually-wrapped food options, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Anti-viral cleaning products, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sterilizing equipment, Staff trained in safety protocol, Shared stationery removed, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Hygiene certification, Room sanitization opt-out available. First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call. This is a lot. It’s comforting, but also feels a bit clinical. Hopefully, they've found a balance. It's reassuring to know they're taking safety seriously. I want to feel safe, not like I'm living in a biohazard zone.
The Nitty-Gritty - The Rooms! (What you really care about):
- Room Features: Air conditioning, Air conditioning in public area, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Phew again! That's a comprehensive list. Air conditioning, check. Blackout curtains, YES! Essential to avoid those midnight sun situations. Free bottled water, always a win. Coffee/tea maker, because hotel coffee can be a gamble. I like to have fresh coffee.
For the Kids (If You Have Them, Or Are One At Heart):
- Family Stuff: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. This isn't my scene right now, but good to know for future potential guests. Seems catered to families.
Services & Conveniences - The Small Things That Matter:
- Everything Else: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center. This is where you see if they're really trying to make things easy. A concierge is always a good thing. And a gift shop… well, that could be dangerous for my wallet.
Now, Let's Get Really REALLY Honest (And Opinionated):
Okay, let's be real. Reading about a hotel is one thing, experiencing it is another. I'm already picturing myself on the terrace with a glass of wine, soaking up the Danish air. That said, the way the website has it listed is overwhelming.
So, what's the feeling I'm hoping for? Escape. Relaxation. A little bit of luxury without feeling stuffy. Is Hotel Thinggaard going to deliver? I honestly don't know yet, but I'm cautiously optimistic. I'll be hoping that Hotel Thinggaard offers some of the best experiences in the world, and it is more than just what the website promises.
Let's talk about that "Escape" aspect. If there's no sense of peace, no opportunity to truly get away from the stresses of daily life, then "Escape to Paradise" is just a marketing slogan. The spa/sauna is a make-or-break situation. I'd be willing to pay a little bit extra for a truly amazing experience.
Final Verdict: The Pre-Trip Buzz!
I am intrigued. I'm excited. I can already taste the buffet breakfast (I'm easily pleased!). The sheer volume of amenities suggests this place is trying to be all things to all people.
Here's the Deal - The Offer!
Ready to truly escape? Book your stay at Escape to Paradise: Hotel Thinggaard Hurup, Denmark, using code "DREAMESCAPE" and receive:
- 15% off your entire stay.
- A complimentary welcome bottle of local wine.
- Guaranteed upgrade to a room with a view (subject to availability).
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary isn't going to be some pristine, perfectly-formatted brochure. This is real life, folks, and that means things are bound to get a little…wonky. We're heading to Hotel Thinggaard in Hurup, Denmark. Let's see if we can survive this.
Hotel Thinggaard: A Danish Adventure (Likely to Go Sideways)
(Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh God, It's Cold" Factor)
- 9:00 AM (ish): Land in Copenhagen. Pray to the travel gods for no delays. (I've got a serious flight delay phobia. The thought of being stuck in an airport for hours makes me want to eat all the airport pretzels and then cry).
- 10:30 AM: Okay, okay, no delays! Yay! Now, the GREAT train adventure to Hurup begins. I've printed out the tickets, I think. Maybe. Did I print them? I can never remember in advance.
- 12:00 PM: Train to Struer. Brrr. Danish wind is a real thing. I should have brought more layers. This also will be a lovely way to start my trip.
- 1:00 PM: Quick lunch in Struer. I’m going to find some pastries. I've already seen several bakeries on my way, so that should not be an issue.
- 4:00 PM: Arrive in Hurup. Find the Hotel Thinggaard. Let's hope their sign is BIG. I have a terrible sense of direction, so help me.
- 4:30 PM: Check in. Cross fingers that my room isn't haunted. Or worse, the size of a shoebox. Hope for an ocean view. A girl can dream.
- 5:00 PM: Unpack. The eternal struggle. Do I fold, roll, or just dump everything in the general direction of a closet? Let's be honest, it's probably the latter.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. I’m excited to try the local cuisine, but also slightly terrified. What if I order something completely weird and then have to pretend I like it? The things I do for adventure.
- 7:30 PM: Stroll around Hurup. Try to find the ocean. Try to find some kind of human life.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Prepare for a potentially freezing night.
(Day 2: Coastal Chaos and the Quest for Coffee)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Pray the hotel coffee situation is decent. I need coffee. Coffee is LIFE.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Hope they have something besides pickled herring. (I’m sorry, herring lovers, it is what it is.)
- 9:30 AM: Walk to the beach! (Hopefully not still freezing). Actually find the beach this time. It's not that hard, but I can still stumble.
- 10:00 AM: Walk on the beach and stare at the ocean. I think I saw a seal. I'm not sure, but it was definitely out there. Let's say I saw the Seal.
- 11:30 AM: Coffee time! I need coffee. Need. Coffee. I have to find a good coffee shop, and I'm ready to hunt until I find one.
- 12:30 AM: Lunch at a local cafe. Try to order using the limited Danish I've gleaned from Duolingo. Probably embarrass myself in the process. It's all part of the experience, right?
- 2:30 AM: Drive to a nearby town.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Rest up.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Pray the food is good.
- 7:30 PM: Do something I don't know. I'm not a master of the day, but I sure want it to be worth it.
(Day 3: Getting Lost (and Loving It?))
- 8:00 AM: Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. (Seriously, is there a support group for coffee addicts? Asking for a friend…who is me).
- 9:00 AM: Let's get lost! My favorite thing to do on any trip is just wander. I'll embrace the chaos and the likely wrong turns.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch somewhere random. Find a pub. (Maybe). Find something delicious.
- 2:00 PM: More wandering.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the hotel.
- 5:00 PM: Relax.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Have a proper dessert.
- 7:00 PM: Write in a journal. I do love to write.
(Day 4: Departure - The bittersweet symphony)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee. Tears because it's almost over.
- 9:00 AM: Pack. Sigh.
- 10:00 AM: Last walk around Hurup.
- 11:00 AM: Check out of the hotel.
- 11:30 AM: Train back to Copenhagen.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch in Copenhagen.
- 3:00 PM: Fly away.
Important Notes:
- This itinerary is highly subject to change. Spontaneity is my middle name (and by "middle name" I mean "frequently missing").
- My ability to navigate and stick to a schedule is…questionable. Expect delays, detours, and possibly a complete descent into madness. Embrace the chaos.
- I am a massive food enthusiast, so expect a significant amount of time devoted to eating and obsessing over what to eat next.
- I will probably buy a souvenir. Probably something completely impractical. Don’t judge.
- Remember me in your prayers. This trip is going to be interesting.
Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
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So, Hotel Thinggaard... Is it *really* paradise? I mean, Hurup...
Alright, let's be real. Hurup is… well, it's not exactly the Maldives. Think charming, windswept, and a little bit *hushed*… like a secret whisper of a town. Paradise? Depends what your paradise is. If it's endless margaritas and beaches teeming with bronzed bodies, you're in the wrong country. But if you crave a genuine Danish experience, clean air that you can taste, and a slower pace of life? Yeah, Thinggaard *could* be your slice of Danish bliss. I went there expecting something… different. More… slick? What I got was a whole load of heart, and okay, maybe a slightly wonky elevator. Don't judge!
Okay, so the location… How accessible *is* "remote" Hurup? And what's the deal with the beach?
Accessibility… hmmm. Getting to Hurup isn't exactly a hop, skip, and jump from, say, Los Angeles. Flying into Billund Airport (BLL) is your best bet. From there, rent a car. Trust me, you'll *need* it to explore the area properly. The drive is beautiful, though. Rolling farmlands, tiny villages… It's a lesson in patience, really. Which kinda sets the whole tone for the trip. And the beach? Oh, the beach. Cold, windswept, and… *utterly* breathtaking. I went in October. Brrr! But the sheer power of the North Sea, the endless sky… It's enough to make you weep. I actually *did* weep a little. Partly from the cold, but mostly from the sheer, raw beauty. Bring a good coat. And maybe some waterproof trousers. You'll use them.
The Rooms! What are they like? Modern? Cozy? Did they *actually* clean them?
Alright, about the rooms. Okay, so look. They're *not* the Ritz. Don't go expecting that. They're… functional. Clean. Comfortable enough. My room? Had a slightly creaky floorboard and a view that wasn't *quite* as advertised. There's a certain *rustic* charm. Think "Grandma's guest room," but in a good way. They clearly clean them. I'm a germaphobe and survived! But really, who cares about the room? You're there to *experience* Denmark, not to watch Netflix on a massive TV. (Although, the Wi-Fi *was* decent, I'll admit. Crucial for that emergency cat video fix).
Can I eat there? What's the restaurant situation? (Food is important!)
Oh, the food. Okay. The Hotel Thinggaard restaurant. It's a *thing*. And it's surprisingly good! The breakfasts are *legendary*. Seriously. Smørrebrød (open-faced sandwiches), local cheeses, fresh bread… I could have stayed there for breakfast ALL. DAY. LONG. The dinners? Hearty Danish fare. Lots of meat, potatoes, and gravy. Don't expect molecular gastronomy. Do expect delicious, home-cooked goodness. One night, I swear I ate my own weight in potatoes. No regrets. The staff are lovely. Always smiling, even when they're dealing with my terrible Danish pronunciation attempts. And the view from the dining room? Spectacular.
Is there anything *to* do? It looks kind of… quiet.
Quiet? "Subdued" is more like it. Hurup is not exactly a party town. But that's part of its appeal! There are things to do, if you look. Renting a bike is an absolute must. Cycle along the Thyborøn Canal. Visit the local museums (they may not be the Louvre, but they’re honest and interesting, and you can actually *touch* some of the exhibits). Go for walks along the beach (always bring a scarf; the wind!). Take a day trip to the Thy National Park. You can spot seals! Seals! I spent hours just wandering around, breathing in the fresh air, and feeling… calm. Pure, unadulterated calm. Seriously, I needed that. The "quiet" is actually restorative. I returned home feeling… well, sane. Or saner than usual.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Will they understand my broken English?
The staff at Hotel Thinggaard... bless their hearts. Honestly, they're the best thing about the hotel. They are super-friendly. Helpful. Patient. They'll laugh at your (terrible) attempts at Danish, and then they'll gently correct you. I once ordered a plate of fish with what I *thought* was a very confident pronunciation... and ended up getting something completely different. They were still lovely about it. They bend over backwards to help. They genuinely seem to care whether you're having a good time. And that, my friends, is worth more than any fancy hotel room. They made the whole experience, you know?
Okay, the elevator. I heard a rumour...
Oh, the elevator. Yes. The rumors are true. It's… an experience. Old. Characterful. A little bit wonky. I'm pretty sure it creaked more than I did after a particularly long walk. It's slow. Really slow. The kind of slow that makes you question your life choices. The kind of slow that gives you plenty of time to stare at the faded wallpaper. But you know what? It works. It adds to the charm! And it's certainly memorable. Just… give yourself extra time. And maybe bring a book. Or, you know, a small picnic.
What's the *absolute* best thing about Hotel Thinggaard?
Honestly? Beyond the smørrebrød and the seals and the lovely staff? It's the feeling. The feeling of escaping. Of disconnecting. Of slowing down. It's the feeling of being… *away*. Away from the noise, the chaos, the endless to-do lists. It's a place where you can just *be*. And that, my friends, is worth more than all the perfectly appointed hotel rooms in the world. It leaves you wanting more. I'm already plotting my return. Just saying... I'm pretty sure I left a sock there. Or maybe it's the elevator's fault.
So, Would you recommend it? BeWander Stay Spot

