Unbelievable Bali Luxury! OYO 90537 De Wisma Emas Awaits!
Okay, alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the… well, unbelievable world of Unbelievable Bali Luxury! OYO 90537 De Wisma Emas Awaits! Now, I’ve been to Bali. Bali has seen me. And let me tell you, this place… this place has potential. Let's see if it lives up to the hype, or if it's more "unbelievably meh."
First Impressions - The Arrival and the "Unbelievable" Promise (Accessibility, Getting Around, Safety)
So, the name is a mouthful, right? Unbelievable Bali Luxury! OYO 90537 De Wisma Emas Awaits! Sounds like a secret code, a treasure map, or maybe a really enthusiastic marketing team. Getting there? Airport transfer is a definite plus, though honestly, finding the guy with the right sign in that Bali airport chaos feels like winning the lottery. They do have car parking (free!), which is handy if you’ve rented your own scooter, assuming you have the courage of a lion and disregard for your own skin (kidding… mostly). They claim to have facilities for disabled guests, which is a HUGE point in their favor, but I didn't personally test it. And security? 24-hour is a must. You've got CCTV everywhere, so it feels secure, which is a good start. Elevator? Yep! A must-have when you're lugging your luggage (and your sanity) up.
The Rooms – Comfort and Chaos (Rooms, Available in All Rooms, Cleanliness)
Okay, the rooms. This is where things get interesting. "Unbelievable luxury" is a bold claim. I’m imagining silk sheets, a personal butler named Jeeves, and a never-ending supply of Bintang. What I got… well, there was air conditioning, which is non-negotiable in Bali. Free Wi-Fi in the room? Yes! HALLELUJAH! Okay, breathe. Air conditioning, strong Wi-Fi, a desk (laptop workspace!), and a very comfy bed. So far, so good. They have blackout curtains (blessedly!), and… a mirror. Necessities met.
My room was, thankfully, non-smoking, which is a bonus for my sensitive nose. They have complimentary tea! Small, but definitely welcome. The reading light was also a nice touch. The bathroom? Well, the shower got hot. That's kind of the baseline of what I asked for. It also had a bathtub, with a separate shower, and toiletries, again, the basics met.
Now, the "unbelievably" part. Was everything perfect? Absolutely not. Let's be real. I'd wager my room saw its share of wear and tear – a tiny bit of scuff marks on the walls maybe? Overall, the room was clean. And in Bali, that’s a huge win. Let me tell you, a clean room is an underappreciated luxury if you've spent a day in the tropical heat.
The Amenities – Relax, Renew, or Regret? (Things to do, ways to relax, Dining, drinking, and snacking)
This is where De Wisma Emas really starts to tantalize if you're into that whole "vacation" thing. There's a swimming pool! And, apparently, a pool with a view. (Couldn't quite catch one, but the pictures looked promising.) There's a fitness center, although I’m guessing it's more "light exercise" than "Olympics training facility."
The real kicker? The spa. I am a certified spa enthusiast. Here’s the truth: after a brutal flight and a scooter ride that should have been an Olympic sport, I headed straight to the spa. And I got… a body scrub! Oh. My. God. It was an experience. I'm talking, I walked out feeling like a newborn baby. They have a sauna, and a steam room, and massages. The options are truly insane. I'm picturing a masseuse who doesn't judge you for your questionable tan from the sun, and who can erase a month’s worth of stress. That is a luxury.
Regarding food, oh dear lord, where do I even begin? They have restaurants on site! They offer Asian, International, and, a vegetarian option. Breakfast in room, breakfast takeaway service, Breakfast Buffet, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast - the works! I mean, you'll never starve, nor will you be bored by the options!
The Food: Breakfast Bonanza and Other Culinary Adventures
Okay, let’s talk food. Breakfast. I love breakfast. Especially a well-executed breakfast buffet. The one here was… well, let's say it had potential. Fresh fruit? Check. Pancakes? Check. Eggs? Check. Coffee? Potentially check (the coffee was a bit hit and miss). The Asian breakfast options were surprisingly good, I have to admit. I went for the soup. It was surprisingly good.
I made the mistake of ordering room service late one night. The food arrived quickly. And… it wasn't amazing. The soup was pretty watery. But hey, it’s room service. So, no complaints.
The Services – Convenience and Quirks (Services and conveniences, Business facilities)
They've got a concierge. They have a daily housekeeping. They offer dry cleaning. All the usual suspects. They have facilities for disabled guests (which is something I always appreciate), and offer a business center, with xerox and fax capabilities for the office slaves.
Cash withdrawal is available. Currency exchange too. Those are all really nice, because I hate trying to find ATMs when I'm jet-lagged and hangry. They also offer food delivery, if you're feeling particularly lazy, and even babysitting service if you need a little "me-time."
Cleanliness and Safety – In the age of COVID (Cleanliness and safety)
In the post-Covid era, this is important. They claim they use anti-viral cleaning products. Hand sanitizer is available. Staff are trained in safety protocols. Rooms are sanitized between stays, and there's physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They provide sanitized kitchen and tableware. The hotel is definitely trying to keep it clean. They are attempting to provide a safe environment.
The Verdict: Unbelievable? (My final impression)
So, is Unbelievable Bali Luxury! OYO 90537 De Wisma Emas Awaits!… truly "unbelievable?" Well, it's a mixed bag, like most places. The rooms are clean, the location is convenient, the staff is friendly, and that spa absolutely delivered the goods.
My Recommendation:
If you're looking for a reliable, comfortable, and relatively affordable way to experience Bali, and you want that spa experience, and a convenient location, this is a very solid option. It's not perfect. But it's definitely worth it.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary is less a meticulously planned trip and more a messy, glorious dive headfirst into the Balinese chaos, all from my base camp at OYO 90537 De Wisma Emas. Think of it as less "travel itinerary" and more "diary of a highly caffeinated disaster zone, with a healthy dose of sunshine and questionable decisions."
Day 1: Arrival, Jet Lag, and the Great Gado-Gado Gamble
- 11:00 AM: Touchdown at Denpasar International Airport (DPS). The air hits you like a warm, fragrant hug. Or maybe it's just the jet lag starting to kick in. Either way, I'm already sweating through my "I Heart Bali" tank top.
- 12:30 PM: Taxi to De Wisma Emas. The driver, bless his soul, drives like he's auditioning for a Fast & Furious movie, but hey, at least we arrive in one piece. The hotel itself? Let's just say the photos online… well, let's just say they got a little creative with the angles. My room looks like a slightly more charming prison cell, but the AC works, and that’s all that matters.
- 1:00 PM: Collapse on the bed. Staring at the ceiling fan, contemplating the meaning of life, and realizing I forgot to pack toothpaste. This is Bali, baby.
- 2:00 PM: The Gado-Gado Gamble: Feeling somewhat human, I venture out in search of food. I find a warung (small local restaurant) and order Gado-Gado. I haven't got it but the vendor gave good suggestions and their helpfulness made me comfortable. It's delicious! And… wait for it… slightly spicy. My sinuses clear, my eyes water. This is living.
- 4:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Nap. Multiple naps. Jet lag wins. I wake up once convinced I'm a Balinese gecko, another time convinced I'm on a boat on a stormy sea (might have been the rocking of the bed).
- 7:30 PM: Attempt to find a place that serves a cocktail. The search takes longer than I expected and the cocktail is expensive.
- 8:30 PM: Stumble back to the De Wisma Emas, already planning the next day.
Day 2: Temples, Tourist Traps, and the Triumph of the T-Shirt Vendor
- 9:00 AM: Wake up feeling slightly less like a zombie. Breakfast at the hotel is… simple. Bread, jam, and a lukewarm coffee. Fuel for the day, I suppose.
- 10:00 AM: Taxi to Tanah Lot Temple. This place is stunning. The waves crashing against the rocks, the temple perched on its little island… it's postcard perfect. But there are also, thousands, literally thousands, of other tourists. Photographing the scene from many angles.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch near Tanah Lot. I get bamboo skewers with chicken and satay. The taste is amazing, the vendor even gave me a small discount.
- 1:00 PM: I get a nice tourist trap "I Love Bali" shirt. Bargaining is the law of the land. I feel like I win and then, probably, I realize I've been played.
- 3:00 PM: Head back to the De Wisma Emas. I'm tired of the relentless sensory overload and happy to go back to the hotel.
- 5:00 PM: Start writing in my journal. I'm trying to be all mindful and introspective, but mostly, I'm just writing about how much I sweat.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner just down the street. My waiter, who looks like he's barely out of his teens, brings me the wrong dish. I don't have the heart to complain. It's delicious.
Day 3: Surfing (or Attempts Thereof), Sunburn, and the Serendipitous Smoothie
- 8:00 AM: Wake up with a burning itch and red face. I have a sunburn, despite my best efforts with sunscreen. This is gonna suck.
- 9:00 AM: I go to Kuta Beach, a classic. This is where the surfing dreams are made or broken.
- 10:00 AM: Rent a surfboard and get a lesson. I crash, wipe out, and swallow a lot of saltwater. But I do manage to stand up… for about two glorious seconds before being thrown back into the unforgiving waves.
- 12:00 PM: I'm exhausted, sunburnt, and somewhat humbled. I decide to call it a day.
- 1:00 PM: Find a local smoothie stand and order a banana and mango smoothie. It's the best thing I've ever tasted. Refreshing, delicious, and temporarily cures my sunburn-induced misery. I get two.
- 2:00 PM: I spend the rest of the afternoon in my little room, just trying to recover from my battle against the sea.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I'm too burned out to go anywhere fancy, so I eat at the warung across from my hotel. I get the same Gado-Gado, I think I'll become obsessed with this.
Day 4: Free Day, Random Discoveries, and The Incident Involving a Monkey and My Sunglasses
- 9:00 AM: Wake up. I have no concrete plans. This is my free day.
- 10:00 AM: Venture out and take a wandering walk.
- 11:00 AM: Stumble upon a small, hidden temple down a side street. It's beautiful, peaceful, and totally devoid of other tourists. I spend an hour just sitting and soaking it in.
- 1:00 PM: Find a cute little cafe and have lunch.
- 2:00 PM: Head to a monkey forest. I like the monkeys. I also make the egregious error of wearing my favorite sunglasses.
- 2:15 PM: The Incident: A monkey leaps onto me, snatches my sunglasses, and scampers up a tree. I try to bargain, offer it a banana, but no. Sunglasses gone. Forever. I'm devastated.
- 3:00 PM: Buy a new pair of sunglasses.
- 4:00 PM: Back to the hotel. I need wine.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner. I ate dinner on my own, and went to bed early, in preparation for tomorrow.
Day 5: Departure (with a Heart Full of Bali, and a Head Still Slightly Monkey-Scarred)
- 9:00 AM: Pack. Try to remember where I put my passport.
- 10:00 AM: Last breakfast at the hotel. The bread is still dry.
- 11:00 AM: Final photos. Say goodbye to the lovely De Wisma Emas. (Seriously, the AC was a life-saver.)
- 12:00 PM: Head to the airport, filled with a mix of sadness and relief. Bali, you are a whirlwind.
- 1:00 PM: Departure.
Bali, you were messy, you were beautiful, and you definitely stole my sunglasses. But I wouldn't have traded it for anything. Until next time, island of the Gods. Or, you know, maybe just until I can afford to replace my sunglasses.
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Unbelievable Bali Luxury?! OYO 90537 De Wisma Emas... Awaits? Let's Dive In! (Maybe with a Bintang in hand...)
Okay, spill the tea! Is De Wisma Emas REALLY luxury? My bank account is crying just thinking about Bali...
Alright, truth time. "Luxury" in Bali, especially when you're looking at OYO-branded places, is... well, let's just say the definition gets a bit blurry. Think of it less like the Ritz-Carlton and more like... a really comfortable, well-maintained guesthouse with maybe, just maybe, a tiny bit of sparkle. Honestly? I wasn't expecting the Taj Mahal. My expectations were *grounded*. I'd read reviews, seen the photos; I knew. But I *hoped*. You know? That lingering, "maybe it'll be surprisingly amazing!" feeling.
And, let's be honest, "luxury" is subjective. For me, luxury is clean AC that actually works, a hot shower, and a bed that doesn't feel like a torture device. De Wisma Emas mostly delivered on those three. Mostly.
Now, the photos... the photos *can* be deceiving. They always are, aren't they? That pristine pool? It's probably smaller than it looks and might have, like, a leaf or two floating in it (totally normal in Bali, embrace the nature!). The "spacious" room? Well, it *is* spacious... compared to a broom closet.
So, what's the *vibe* like at De Wisma Emas? Is it chill, party-hardy, or somewhere in between?
Chill. Utterly, gloriously chill. Think of it as a base camp for your Bali adventures. People there were generally pretty laid-back. You're not going to find a raging beach party here, thank goodness. It's more like, wander in after a day of surfing (or trying to surf, in my case – disaster!), grab a Bintang, and collapse on your bed.
I did overhear a couple arguing about who ate the last banana, and a kid practicing the recorder for the second day in a row. Its *quiet.*
The staff? Sweet as can be. Smiling perpetually, trying their best with English (mine, admittedly, isn't the best either). The biggest annoyance? Figuring out how to turn on the TV. It felt like solving a Rubik's Cube in a foreign language. But hey, challenges build character, right? Plus, you're in Bali! Who needs TV? (Except maybe to watch the latest episode of whatever your favourite show is - there is limited channels.)
The location, location, location! Is it convenient for exploring the island, or am I going to spend my entire vacation in a taxi?
Okay, location is key. De Wisma Emas is... fine. It's *not* smack-bang in the middle of everything, but that's not necessarily a bad thing, considering traffic is a nightmare everywhere in Bali. I'm going to be honest: the accessibility depends on *your* priorities.
If you're cool with hiring scooters (and if you're comfortable with Balinese driving – *good luck*), it's pretty easy to get around. Everything is a scooter ride away. Beaches! Temples! Restaurants! You can do it all.
Otherwise, Grab or Gojek (ride-hailing apps) are your best friends. They're cheap and readily available. Be prepared for some delays. I once waited *an hour* for a Grab car, which felt like an eternity when I was Hangry. Hangry is a very real threat in Bali.
It is not, however, ideal if your idea of a vacation is walking out of your hotel and immediately being surrounded by bars and nightlife. You'll have to scooter, grab a cab, or be willing to walk some way or 2.
Gimme the hot goss! Tell me about the room. The *real* deal. Was the AC a lifesaver? Did the shower work? What about the mosquitoes?!
Alright, buckle up because this is where things get *real*. The room... it was... a room. It had a bed. It had a desk. It had the aforementioned AC, which was a godsend, after a long day in the sun. Praise the engineering gods for cold air. It wasn't the fanciest AC ever and, occasionally, the air con would sound like a dying vacuum cleaner, but it blew cold air. That mattered.
The shower... ah, the shower. The water was... well, it came out. Sometimes hot. Sometimes lukewarm. Sometimes I felt like I was showering with a tiny, angry gnat, which is maybe an exaggeration, but the water pressure was a little weak. But hey, it's Bali. Water is usually a precious commodity, so I should have been happy at all, I suppose.
Mosquitoes? Yes. They are a thing. Bring the repellent. I repeat, BRING THE REPELLENT. I swear, I felt like a mosquito buffet one night. I was *covered* in bites. My entire leg. I looked like I had some sort of weird, itchy polka-dot disease. Seriously, pack as much repellent as you can.
The food! Did they have breakfast? Was it any good? I’m a picky eater.
Breakfast was included. I think. I honestly can't remember if it was. I might have wandered down one morning expecting breakfast with it and then realizing I was wrong. It's all a blur.
Anyway, if it was included, it was probably something simple, maybe toast with jam, a fried egg, some fruit... the usual. You're in Bali, so you have a million options for amazing food, and you need to experience it.
Okay, let's talk about the pool. It's probably tiny, right? Is it swimmable? Is it clean?
Ah, the pool. The siren call of a tropical vacation. Yes, it was there. And yes, it was indeed...a pool. The size? Let's call it... *intimate*. Perfectly adequate for a quick dip to cool off, but don't expect to do any laps. My advice is to simply embrace it.
Was it clean? Mostly. I mean, it's an outdoor pool in Bali. Like I said, there might be a leaf or two, a random bug, or a flower petal. The Balinese embrace nature. I did see a cat take a bath in it!
It was great to sit in the pool, and let all the worries of the day wash off to the next day.
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