Escape to Tagaytay: Stunning Muji Minimalist Home w/ Parking!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into Escape to Tagaytay: Stunning Muji Minimalist Home w/ Parking! This ain't just your grandma's hotel review; we're getting REAL. And honestly, after the week I've had, pretending to be objective is just not gonna happen. Let's go!
First Impressions (or, "My God, I Needed This.")
So, Tagaytay. The mere mention used to give me hives. Traffic. Crowds. Overpriced everything. But, this… this "Escape" promised a minimalist haven, a Muji dreamscape, and all I could think was, "Please, God, let it be true." Spoiler alert: It mostly was.
Accessibility & Getting There: (Because, Real Talk, I'm Not a Mountain Goat)
Okay, so, the "getting there" part? Tagaytay traffic, remember? But, the good news is, the road IS paved. And, blessedly, the hotel has Car Park [free of charge] and Car park [on-site]. (Yes, those are different categories, apparently!). This is HUGE. Parking in Tagaytay is, generally, a nightmare. The place has a Car power charging station! Seriously, this is HUGE for any EV owners.
- Accessibility: I'm not going to lie; because I'm not sure what kind of "accessibility" this would be. But let's check, is there is Elevator? Check! So, at least that helps.
The Minimalist Dream (and the Real-Life Clutterbug's Anxiety)
Stepping inside? Whoosh. Suddenly, I was in a catalogue. Clean lines. Neutral tones. Everything in its place (probably). Now, for a person like me, who has a perpetual “pile of stuff” on every surface… this was initially terrifying. But then… it was relaxing. Pure, uncluttered bliss. The Air conditioning worked like a charm (necessary in the Tagaytay humidity!). The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! was a lifesaver (duh).
- Available in all rooms: We had, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains (my savior), Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed (yes!), Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. It's a lot!
The Room Specifics: (Where the Real Review Begins)
- The Bed: Omg, the bed. The Extra long bed! Huge. Plush. I sank into it and briefly considered never leaving.
- The Bathroom: Clean. Minimalist. The Toiletries were actually decent (not the usual hotel-grade stuff). Important note: The water pressure was excellent, which is a small luxury that makes a HUGE difference after a day of sightseeing. Did I mention the Bathtub? I had a nice soak.
- The Tech: Reliable Internet access – wireless, and enough outlets to charge ALL. THE. THINGS. (A modern necessity, people).
- The Small Details: They actually included Complimentary tea and a small selection of snacks. Nice touch!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (My Stomach's Take)
Okay, this is where things got a little… less perfect.
- The On-site Restaurants: While the hotel boasts several Restaurants, Coffee shop, The A la carte in restaurant was a decent and there are Desserts in restaurant.
- Room Service: Room service [24-hour]! The menu was solid, good for a snack, which saved me from having to get dressed and face the world after a long drive.
- The Coffee: I’m a coffee snob. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was… functional. Adequate. Not life-changing. Bring your own.
Things To Do, Ways to Relax (or, My Attempt at Zen)
- The "Spa/sauna": I booked a Massage and was so excited. The massage was perfect!
- The Pool (with a View): The Swimming pool [outdoor] was small, but the view of Taal Volcano more than made up for it.
- Walk Around: If you are looking for a walk around, you can experience walking around the terrace. Great for some coffee in the morning!
Cleanliness and Safety: (Because, Hello, Pandemic!)
- Cleanliness: Spotless. Seriously. The Rooms sanitized between stays and I actually felt safe. I went in and then immediately I cleaned with the Anti-viral cleaning products.
- Sanitizing Measures: Hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff wearing masks. Daily disinfection in common areas. They took things seriously, which I appreciated.
- First aid kit: Included.
Service and Conveniences: (The Little Things That Matter)
- Concierge: Super helpful and friendly. They went above and beyond to assist with my (many) requests and it was a breeze with the Check-in/out [express] option.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent.
- The Other Stuff: They offer, Laundry service, . They had Cash withdrawal service. Luggage storage available.
The Imperfections:
- The Noise: Despite the Soundproof rooms, I did hear some noise from the hallway. Not a huge deal, but something to be aware of.
- The Location (Kind Of): The hotel's location is great for being close to a lot of restaurants and sights, but it mean's it got traffic. It is a price you will need to pay.
What I Would Improve:
I'd love for them to get better quality coffee and add better breakfast choices.
My Verdict (The Bottom Line, Baby!)
This place is a winner. It's a perfect escape from the chaos, a beautiful space to recharge, and a solid base for exploring Tagaytay.
Recommendation:
- Anyone needing a dose of peace and quiet.
- Couples looking for a romantic getaway.
- Solo travelers wanting a safe and stylish haven.
- Anyone who appreciates good design and a well-appointed room.
My Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars!
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StayPlus Tagaytay: My Messy, Wonderful, and Probably Slightly Disastrous Itinerary (Because Let's Be Real)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your beige, Instagram-perfect travel plan. This is real life, Tagaytay-style. We're talking wind-whipped hair, questionable decisions about food, and the distinct possibility of me weeping dramatically over a particularly beautiful sunset.
Days 1 & 2: Arrival, Cozy Minimalism, and the Great Taal Volcano Debacle
Morning (Day 1):
- 7:00 AM: Alarm screams. I hit snooze approximately three times because, well, I'm human. Finally drag myself out of bed. Gotta pack my bags. I had promised myself I wouldn’t procrastinate this time but I did. But hey, at least the StayPlus Muji Minimalist Home has parking! Bless. The thought of navigating Tagaytay traffic without it gives me actual hives.
- 9:00 AM: Manila traffic. Surprise, surprise. I swear, the commute from Quezon City to Tagaytay always feels longer than the actual distance. I'm already mentally plotting my escape to that perfect, zen-like room once I reach the stay.
- 11:00 AM: Arrived! Hooray! I'm greeted by that clean, minimalist aesthetic. My inner neat freak practically does a cartwheel. The promise of "minimalist" also means less stuff to clean, right? RIGHT?! I'm already picturing myself curled up on that fluffy, cloud-like sofa. I take an hour to arrange my things as if I was going to stay there forever.
Afternoon (Day 1):
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at Balay Dako. Okay, fine, this is a classic. And the view! It's breathtaking. I get overwhelmed by the views and take a lot of photos of the Taal Volcano. I swear I'm going to paint it, then I take more photos. This place seems heaven for photographers.
- 2:00 PM: The Great Taal Volcano Debacle begins. My plan was a leisurely boat trip to Taal Volcano Island. Turns out, the weather gods had other plans. The wind was howling, the waves were angry, and the boatmen looked like they wanted to be anywhere but on the lake. A bit dramatic, maybe, but I'm so easily seasick… The risk isn't worth it. Fine. Fine. I will not succumb to the FOMO.
- 3:00 PM: Instead, I wander around, exploring the shops, and feeling sorry for myself.
- 5:00 PM: Check back into the StayPlus. I decide to sit on the balcony. I spent hours looking at the view, enjoying the cool breeze, and just relaxing. I read a book, took some deep breaths, and allowed myself to enjoy the moment. Because that's what Tagaytay is all about, right?
Evening (Day 1):
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I made a bad decision by ordering fried food. It was delicious but I was not happy the next day.
- 9:00 PM: I settle into the cozy minimalist interior of the StayPlus, but the wind is howling and I feel lonely. I get the sudden urge to write in my journal and feel a sense of calm.
Morning (Day 2):
- 7:00 AM: I decide to take it easy and take in the peacefulness. I had an early breakfast in the balcony to see the sunrise.
- 9:00 AM: There is so much rain! Ugh! I decide to stay at the stay to relax.
Afternoon (Day 2):
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at the StayPlus.
- 2:00 PM: I decide to just stay and enjoy the interior. I take a nap. I wake up from a bad dream, I decide to eat more. After eating I go back to sleep.
Days 3 & 4: Adventure, Food, and the Glorious Mess of It All
Morning (Day 3):
- 8:00 AM: After another night of intermittent sleep (blame the wind!), I drag myself out of bed. The lack of coffee is starting to be an issue.
- 9:00 AM: BREAKFAST! I'm done with minimalist food. I want something filling. I find a little cafe with amazing garlic rice. I order a massive breakfast plate, feeling absolutely zero guilt. Fueling up for potential adventures, people!
- 10:00 AM: Sky Ranch! It's touristy, yeah, but hey, Ferris wheels and rollercoasters are objectively fun. I go straight for the Ferris wheel because I have a serious thing for panoramic views. I spend the whole ride taking pictures and maybe screaming a little. Don't judge me.
- 12:00 PM: The roller coaster ride was fun. The wind made me feel like I was in the sky.
Afternoon (Day 3):
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a local restaurant. I try the Bulalo. I realize how amazing it tastes.
- 3:00 PM: Time to explore. I drive to a cool place with a garden and take some pictures.
- 5:00 PM: I decide to go back to the StayPlus. The exhaustion is hitting me real hard!
Evening (Day 3):
- 7:00 PM: I order some food. I'm too tired! I eat in my room.
- 9:00 PM: I watch a movie.
Morning (Day 4):
- 7:00 AM: Another early wake up. I get ready because I planned to leave by 10:00 AM.
Afternoon (Day 4):
- 9:00 AM: I check out.
- 10:00 AM: I go back to Manila. Goodbye Tagaytay! I had a blast.
And That's a Wrap!
So, there you have it. My messy, imperfect, but ultimately wonderful Tagaytay adventure. Will everything go according to plan? Probably not. Will I eat too much? Absolutely. Will I cry at a sunset? Almost certainly. The important thing is that I went, I saw, and I hopefully, had fun. And hey, at least I had parking!
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Escape to Tagaytay: The Muji Minimalist Home - FAQs (A Really Honest Take)
So, is it *really* minimalist? Like, am I going to be sleeping on a futon on the floor?
Okay, deep breath. Yes, it *leans* minimalist. Think Scandinavian-meets-Japanese, but, and this is important, not *deathly* minimalist. You won't be roughing it... unless you *want* to. The furniture's clean-lined, the colors are all calming neutrals, which is fantastic after the sensory overload of Manila. There's an actual, non-futon, proper bed. Phew! Although, I did find myself wanting to Marie Kondo the whole place after a while. Not because it was messy, mind you (it wasn't, generally), but because I started to feel like I *needed* to live up to the aesthetic, you know? It was a good reminder to breathe and chill out, actually.
Is the parking *actually* parking? Or a "park-your-car-and-pray" situation?
The parking... ah, the parking. It *is* parking, secure, and *inside*. Thank goodness. Tagaytay traffic can be a nightmare, so having a guaranteed spot is a massive win. Now, the *size* of the parking? That's where things get interesting. I drive a slightly-too-large SUV, and let's just say I had to channel my inner Tetris champion to get in and out. The first time I parked, I spent a good five minutes inching forward, checking mirrors, and muttering under my breath. It was... a character-building experience. My partner, bless her heart, just stood there and laughed. Moral of the story: small car = blissful parking. Big car = potentially a comedy show.
What's the kitchen like? Can I actually cook something or am I stuck with instant noodles?
The kitchen is decent! Not a Michelin-star dream kitchen, but definitely functional. There are basic appliances and cookware, enough to whip up a decent meal. I actually made a pasta from scratch on my last visit, which, for me, is a minor miracle. The only thing missing was a decent-sized chopping board, I had to improvise, using a serving plate. What I really loved, and this is a small thing but made a big difference, were the super sharp knives. So often, rental kitchens have the dullest things. These were actually perfect for preparing the fresh ingredients I bought from the roadside fruit stalls! I highly recommend buying fresh pineapples. It’s a joy to cook in a nice, clean space, and I appreciated that the hosts had clearly put some thought into the essentials.
The view! Is the view as gorgeous as the pictures promise?
Okay, *yes*. The Taal Volcano view? Stunning. Breathtaking. Instagram-worthy (of course). I'm not going to lie, I spent a good chunk of my time just staring out the window, letting the scenery sink in. The morning mists rolling in, the changing light throughout the day... absolutely magical. One day, I just sat on the balcony with a cup of coffee, and got lost in watching the birds. Seriously, I forgot about everything else, just breathing in the fresh air. The only thing that almost spoiled it, were some loud neighbours one evening, they were singing Karaoke and, well, it was slightly off-key. Let's just say, the view *almost* made up for it.
Is it noisy? Road noise? Party noise?
It's generally pretty peaceful, but let's be real, you're not in the middle of nowhere. There *is* some road noise, especially during peak hours, but it's manageable. Nothing that kept me awake at night. And as I mentioned before, other occupants, and in my experience, the karaoke was a one time event. Otherwise, the only sounds are the birds, the occasional dog barking and the wind. Which, frankly, I found quite relaxing. But if you're incredibly sensitive to noise, bring earplugs. Better safe than sorry, right?
What about the Wi-Fi? Is it reliable or is it a "disconnected from the world" kind of getaway?
Okay, this is where things get a bit... variable. The Wi-Fi *is* available. It's fast enough for basic browsing, checking emails, and maybe streaming a movie. Emphasis on *maybe*. There were times when it was lightning-fast and I could stream without interruptions. Then there were other times (especially when I really *needed* it), when it decided to become a bit temperamental. I suspect it might be susceptible to the weather conditions. If you absolutely need to work remotely and have a crucial video conference, I'd bring a personal hotspot or a backup plan. Otherwise, it should be fine. I mean, the whole point is to escape, right? So, embrace the potential for a digital detox! It was a little tough at first though, as I had some urgent work I needed to complete.
Would you go back?
Absolutely! Despite the parking drama and the occasionally spotty Wi-Fi. The view, the overall vibe, the chance to escape the city – it's all worth it. I'd go back in a heartbeat. Just... maybe next time, I'll double-check the karaoke schedule beforehand. And definitely bring a smaller car.
